I love you. No seriously. O..O

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!

Ok, open with a joke (Check)

About me:
My name is Maciej Jan Mieczkowski.
Commonly known/called Matthew.

I Am a wizard.
I play Piano and some guitar, and I take requests :D
About Me info (check)

Burp (check)

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Bored at grandmas house

Bored at grandmas house

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The who, Metallica, Megadeth, Nirvana, Grey Daze, Marylin Manson, The White Stripes, The Beatles.

Nuff Said.

Its basically a website that will go with whatever mood your feeling.

(sad,chill,happy,angry,gansta) lmao

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“

“That was fun”

-Your mom

I always loved these shorts

“ I haven’t seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.”
- Frank the sportscaster

— http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes/Popular/Comics/SouthPark.html

une conversation de la langue française

And now a compilation of french words i’ve learned in the last 8 months

Bonjour.

Comment ca va?

J’ai faim.

Pourquoi tu as faim? Tu as GRAND.

Je n’aime tu.

Qu’est ce?

Tu as entendu moi.

vas te faire encule.

If you can read this, you has my creds.

Of course you could always use Google Translate xD

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This is all you can buy in the Bronx. xD

This is all you can buy in the Bronx. xD

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Black Dog By Led Zeppelin (greatest band ever)

Not owned by me.