I love you. No seriously. O..O

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!

Ok, open with a joke (Check)

About me:
My name is Maciej Jan Mieczkowski.
Commonly known/called Matthew.

I Am a wizard.
I play Piano and some guitar, and I take requests :D
About Me info (check)

Burp (check)

Posted on May 4, 2011 with 0 notes.

une conversation de la langue française

And now a compilation of french words i’ve learned in the last 8 months

Bonjour.

Comment ca va?

J’ai faim.

Pourquoi tu as faim? Tu as GRAND.

Je n’aime tu.

Qu’est ce?

Tu as entendu moi.

vas te faire encule.

If you can read this, you has my creds.

Of course you could always use Google Translate xD