I love you. No seriously. O..O
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!
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About me:
My name is Maciej Jan Mieczkowski.
Commonly known/called Matthew.
I Am a wizard.
I play Piano and some guitar, and I take requests :D
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